Ari Shaffir, Ron Bennington, Matthew Broussard, Monroe Martin, Sarah Tollemache, Ian Lara
Sarah Tollemache: I am a comic living in Astoria, NY. I wake up around 10:30 every morning. I lay in bed for another 15 minutes. I finally get out of bed and put my work out clothes. I head to the bodega located next to my apartment with exact change of seventy five cents. I ask for a coffee, just milk no sugar. I head to the gym and do cardio for about twenty minutes and lift weights for the remainder of the hour. I head back to my apartment and prepare a smoothie of blueberries, greek yogurt and soy milk and make more coffee. I then start the rest of my day writing, facebooking and scouring the internet for strange videos for inspiration. If I could describe myself in three words it would be crazy, sexy, cool and dependable. I don’t really tell it like it is and I pull punches. I am a Mergers and Acquisitions daughter. I am what you call a double threat. I can act, do standup and birdcalls.